mynameismad:

oh my goodness.

kickingcones:

Turtle takes no crap from the Internet.

xeiko:

viewtoakel:

cleapow:

girl-non-grata:

Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife.

Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

This is the cutest fucking thing I have ever seen in my whole ever.

I snorted.

how cute

imrandall:

distraction:

me almost giving a fuck

imrandall:

distraction:

me almost giving a fuck

thebravedontsurrender:

afadedbouquet:

brunomarsislife:

THE MOST ACCURATE GIFSET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

Jenna Marbles describes the female tumblr world with complete accuracy.

should i be embarrassed to reblog this because im fuCKING NOT

sodamnrelatable:

 

you know when you hate someone so much and you just want to

image

 

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

skrillsnwubwubs:

I laughed harder than I should have

skrillsnwubwubs:

I laughed harder than I should have

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

dumpsterfetus:

jsantagato:

So glad I found this. Two virgins (also never kissed anyone ever) kissing for the first time on their wedding day. Awkward to say the least.

this is how i kiss

dumpsterfetus:

jsantagato:

So glad I found this. Two virgins (also never kissed anyone ever) kissing for the first time on their wedding day. Awkward to say the least.

this is how i kiss

  • person:

    you're really cute

  • me:

    are you making fun of me

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